{"id":76,"date":"2008-04-18T16:34:11","date_gmt":"2008-04-18T19:34:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tobeguarany.com\/wp\/coisas-dificeis-extremamente-dificeis-e-impossiveis-de-se-falar-bebado\/"},"modified":"2008-04-18T16:34:11","modified_gmt":"2008-04-18T19:34:11","slug":"coisas-dificeis-extremamente-dificeis-e-impossiveis-de-se-falar-bebado","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nitsites.com.br\/confraria\/coisas-dificeis-extremamente-dificeis-e-impossiveis-de-se-falar-bebado.html","title":{"rendered":"Coisas dif\u00edceis, extremamente dif\u00edceis e imposs\u00edveis de se falar b\u00eabado"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_625\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-625\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/cobalt\/143494929\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-625\" title=\"Boog Gets a Drink\" src=\"https:\/\/nitsites.com.br\/confraria\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2008\/04\/Boog-Gets-a-Drink.jpg\" alt=\"Foto: &quot;cobalt123&quot;\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-625\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto: &quot;cobalt123&quot;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Coisas que s\u00e3o <strong>DIF\u00cdCEIS<\/strong> de dizer quando voc\u00ea est\u00e1 b\u00eabado:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Indubitavelmente.<\/li>\n<li>Preliminarmente.<\/li>\n<li>Prolifera\u00e7\u00e3o.<\/li>\n<li>Inconstitucional.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Coisas que s\u00e3o <strong>EXTREMAMENTE DIF\u00cdCEIS<\/strong> de dizer quando voc\u00ea esta b\u00eabado:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Especificidade.<\/li>\n<li>Transubstanciado.<\/li>\n<li>Verossimilhan\u00e7a.<\/li>\n<li>Tr\u00eas tigres.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Coisas que s\u00e3o <strong>TOTALMENTE IMPOSS\u00cdVEIS<\/strong> de dizer quando voc\u00ea est\u00e1 b\u00eabado:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Puta merda, que menina feia!!!!<\/li>\n<li>Chega, j\u00e1 bebi demais.<\/li>\n<li>Sai fora, voc\u00ea n\u00e3o \u00e9 o meu tipo&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Indubitavelmente, prolifera\u00e7\u00e3o, inconstitucional, especificidade, transubstanciado, verossimilhan\u00e7a&#8230; Como anda sua eloqu\u00eancia alco\u00f3lica?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[19],"class_list":["post-76","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-bebados"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nitsites.com.br\/confraria\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nitsites.com.br\/confraria\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nitsites.com.br\/confraria\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nitsites.com.br\/confraria\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nitsites.com.br\/confraria\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nitsites.com.br\/confraria\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nitsites.com.br\/confraria\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nitsites.com.br\/confraria\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nitsites.com.br\/confraria\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}